People say I look like Elvis.  I say I'm too sexy for my shirt.

I for 1 minute 3 seconds every time.

People claim they can hear my thoughts.

I found some money at ShowMeMyMoney.com

My best friend does not spell his name with an H.

I would rather walk to school than carry my lunch.

I discovered the moon is farther than closer away.

Mom says a baby is harder than a brick.

If I could drive, I' would seriously think about it.

I joined alcoholics anonymous. I still drink, just under a different name.

If I could see farther, I would look so hard.

Speaking of hard...